[LargeFormat] FW: Found: Nikkor LF website
Jim Hemenway
largeformat@f32.net
Sat Nov 22 12:16:18 2003
Go on with you!
Are you not a dentist?
Just fill some extra teeth on Saturday mornings for awhile.
Jim, "should have been a dentist or a lawyer" Hemenway
rstein wrote:
> Dear Nephew Timothy,
>
> Your Uncle Dick is very angry at you. You have done a bad thing. You
> have ignited the fire in the dragon of desire and covetousness and sent it
> flying over Uncle Dick's house. Now he is possessed by the need - the
> absolute cast-iron need - to add 75mm and 240mm Nikkor lenses to the LF
> equipment that he already owns. This will mean much sacrifice and hardship
> amongst the rest of the family. They will remember you and will wreak a
> terrible revenge when they get their hands on you which is not likely to be
> soon, seeing as all the travel money will be spent on lenses.
>
> Hoping this finds you as it leaves me.
>
> Uncle Dick
>