[LargeFormat] Recent Virus
Les Newcomer
largeformat@f32.net
Tue Dec 4 09:50:03 2001
> Uncle Dick
>
> PS: I really am a an uncle to lots of kids but they tend to avoid me at
> family parties. I'm the uncle that fills the small ones up with sugar and
> red food colouring, shakes them up and leaves.
>
Dear Uncle Dick,
Have you ever tried smearing peanut butter on both sides of toast in
front of a 5 year old?
Great fun. The eyes pop out when they realize you got twice as much
peanut butter. Then sit back (from a distance) and see how they cope.
Try not to do this on your brother or sister's finest dining room set
Les